And Praises Sing To God The King And Peace To Men On Earth

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIENDS!

I Yam What I Yam

“i picked up your leather strap a million times i even snatched it out of one of ________’s friend’s hands”

yams makes sure i never lose anything from my wrist again! (like that stupid time)

thank you!!! :)

You’ve Just Won A Million Dollars!

you know if i were living in America i’d probably be joining all those gameshows (think The Price Is Right) and contests (think The Ellen DeGeneres Show’s games) and i’d be one of those ecstatic contestants who go “omg!!! i’m up he called my name here’s my chance to win!!!!” or “omg i got it I WON A BRAND NEW CAR/A LOT OF MONEY/A TRIP TO HAWAII!!!!!” while squealing with happiness and jumping about and hugging the strangers around me

and then i hope you’d be sitting either in the production set (so i can hug you when i win) or in front of your television rooting and being glad for me thank you very much!

until then i think i will have to make do with being part of the Audience and being excited for the people who are lucky :D

Disbelief

iwasakaleidoscope                                                                          And they carried on like long division says:
you know usually the pictures show the person running with much effort and perspiring
iwasakaleidoscope                                                                          And they carried on like long division says:
and then you have like a full-fledged grin
iwasakaleidoscope                                                                          And they carried on like long division says:
you walked all the way ah
marcus. says:
NOOOOO
marcus. says:
PLEASE LOL
marcus. says:
NONSENSE
marcus. says:
i was running
iwasakaleidoscope                                                                          And they carried on like long division says:
your hair’s not even like wet
marcus. says:
NONSENSE
marcus. says:
i was running so fast the wind dried it

okay look what i have found

of when we both had bad haircuts (see at least the picture is blurred and the haircuts therefore less distinct) and a bit of a jaw problem

don’t give up

earlier today

came Gratitude and Contentment

both of which i haven’t felt for a long time

—

on a wholly separate note

get over yourselves, my friends
and come back when you’re done

The Whitest Boy Alive

nothing like some very good almost-electronic to get stirred up inside-out!
electricity in the most fantasticity (whatever that means)

hahahhahahahhahahahhah

stop laughing sheen you ought to feel guilty and shoot yourself

(heeheeheeeeee)